Can I puhleeezzzze be Richard Branson for a day?

Kinja'd!!! "Grindintosecond" (Grindintosecond)
09/30/2013 at 23:43 • Filed to: Richard Branson

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I mean, the guy is obviously being attacked by very fine naked women on a daily basis! He can't even go water skiing behind a blimp like a normal billionaire does without them jumping out of the water and wrapping their thighs tight around him!


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Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > Grindintosecond
10/01/2013 at 00:01

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I need to be on his security force so I can "take one for the team".


Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > Grindintosecond
10/01/2013 at 00:02

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I need to be on his security force so I can "take one for the team".


Kinja'd!!! ///M3 Track Car > Grindintosecond
10/01/2013 at 01:13

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I've actually met him a couple of times. He's very nice in person.


Kinja'd!!! captain_spleen > Grindintosecond
10/01/2013 at 02:54

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OMG

TARTNADO!


Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > Grindintosecond
10/01/2013 at 08:31

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He also has his own spaceship.

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And a personal desert island. I think he may be a super-villain.